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My sister woke up at 2:00 in the morning and said to me "don't you need to use the sleep" Then she thought about what she said the said "maybe i need to use the sleep
What if the food you consume most is how your body fluids taste?
i’d literally taste like chicken
i’m so tired i’m starting to think that the law of gravity is sexy
imagine trying to have sex in space. you’d just be floating around like goddammit get back here
What if instead of flakes, snow fell all at once? Like 6 inches of snow just plummeted to the earth in one thick blanket setting off car alarms and knocking people over, but that was it. That was the snowstorm.
sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme' or 'root beer fairytales' but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was
the frenchiest fry
foreskin is like a beANIE FOR UR WEENIE
cap it before you fap it
Sometimes, when I'm home alone, I like to strip down naked, cover myself in vaseline, and pretend I'm a slug.
it happens, I understand
imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves
They say that your life flashes before your eyes when your about to die. But how do you tell the difference between a moment you’re living, and one that you’re re-living before the crunch?What if déjà vu is a sign that you’re just reliving a moment before the inevitable end?
What if everything currently happening is actually the universe seeing its life flash by before it’s own death?
This post has been brought to you by a feeling of déjà vu at 2am.
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